- my parents: why are you so antisocial you're going to end up dead by the time you get to 20 due to lack of sunlight why don't you have any friends get off the computer and do some sport or photography look it's nice weather go outside god you're so lazy
- me: can i go out today
- my parents: no
- teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
- me:
- teacher:
- me:
- teacher:
- me:
- teacher:
- me:
- teacher:
- me: tastybitch69@aol.com
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
That’s right, student.
Teacher : How can we keep our school clean?
Student: By staying at home.
(Source: angpogikonaman)


